That's what Dan calls people that are Lactose intolerant. A Lactoad. Why does he do that?! I really don't know....
But that's what Kara is apparently. A Lactoad. And a little intolerant of soy! (I know she's a cranky baby) She's also apparently allergic to my breast milk in general. Because I have been on a strict Lactose free diet for 3 days and she still is intolerant of my milk! (aka she screams and screams after I feed her! grrrrrr.)
So I just wanted to publicly bid a very very fond farewell to my nursing... um... figure. Someday I will afford some real ones (well fake ones) but for now- I'll just have to ask Santa for a nice external set :)
Again I apologize to any men that may happen to read my blog or anyone that my frankness embarrasses. SORRY!!!
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Amen to that!
I just weaned Jake last week and I'm mourning the loss of my once lustful bustful....
aaaa.. someday ....
What a relief to know why she is cranky. Maybe you will get lots more sleep since her little belly will feel lots better! Isn't it weird that some of our kids are allergic to us?! How unnatural is that?! Raegan was the same way. When we switched her to the right formula life got a lot easier! (More sleep for me!)
Also, I hope you get your "Christmas Wish". Victoria's Secret can work wonders! Ha, ha,ha.
You need to put some kind of warning on your blog to men to make sure what they are getting themselves into.
Now its time to forget what I saw.
Sorry Mike! You have officially been warned of the "graphic" content of my blog! Sorry- I should have put the disclaimer at the beginning... Next time I have something raunchy to say I'll make sure to make a note at the top of the post just for you!!!
I for one am in love with your frankness! I have to tell you that I have ALWAYS thought your figure was darling but I am also all for doing what you want to make it the body you love!
You are soo cute Nicole! You are a mellow happy funny cool girl and a really rad mama! I just really like you!
Sadness. You'll have to let me know if it's even worse after three. I'm also sad for you that you have to buy formula. It's so dang expensive! Especially if you have to do the soy kind! But as much as I advocate breast feeding, I'd have to say the bottle can be VERY convenient! I hope little Kara gets feeling better in her tum tum soon!!
Hey, I've worn an external set before and they work wonders! Feel totally real. Even more real than my sister-in-laws who had real fake ones. At one point in my life, i was skinny...especially in the chest. But I was in a musical that required me to have a cleaveage. So the costume mistress ordered me an external set. I loved them! I actually wore them more than just on stage. In fact, when Matt and I went to homecoming at BYU, I wore them. But be careful. I danced long and crazy. The cleavage became a little steamy and they slipped right out of my dress! Horrid. I ran out and ditched the external set. So, I wouldn't recommend going to aerobics in them. Also, I love your christmas card and treats.
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