Monday, December 1, 2008

Christmas is tight this year... (an email I got)


My  dear friends,   


Somewhat embarrassing to  admit, Christmas is tight this year.  

 
I  will be making bedroom slippers for you  all  as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most  likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and  should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below.  

How  to make bedroom slippers :    

You need  four maxi pads to make a pair.   
Two of them  get laid out flat, for the foot part.   
The  other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.    
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to  the bottom of the foot part.   

Decorate the  tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is  most   
aesthetically appealing ), etc.  

These slippers are:   
* Soft and  Hygienic   
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles    
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet  smelling fresh   
* No more bending over to mop  up spills   
* Disposable and biodegradable    
* Environmentally safe   
* Three  convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get  out the Sand Bags.   

I've attached a photo  of the first pair I made so that you can see the    
nifty slippers for yourself....    

Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get  the right size for each   
one of you.  





(This is an email I got today and I couldn't help but share!!!  HAHA)

3 comments:

ashlee sheppard said...

I was like what??? Then I got to the bottom and had a good laugh. It is a good idea dont know if i would like that on my feet so funny to think about. You should so make some.

7packofbearss said...

That is so funny. I was a kind of sad for you for a minute until I figured it was a joke. Darn the economy!

Amber said...

That is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Seriously.