"I'm so happy I could pee!"
"I'm so happy I could kiss a babies head off!"
"My mom wants a new baby girl. She's going to go get one from the doctor soon I think." (Oh really does your dad know?)
"Wow- you have nice poop!" (This was not said to me in case you were wondering :)
"Is your house ever clean?" (Not when the kids are home)
"Do you have another baby in your tummy?" (Nope just a little spare tire action)
"Mom- have you ever seen such a short mom as that one over there?"
"Mom- when you and dad kiss, sometimes I think I'm gonna barf."
And my personal recent favorite said by a little girl no less...
"Sometimes when I sing really loud I fart!"
3 comments:
That's so funny!
That's hilarious. I'm sure you hear weird stuff like that all the time. There are so many kids on our street! Love it.
I am laughing sooo hard!!! I love that! you shoule do one of these kinds of posts per week! :) LOL
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