What a sweet son I have.... yes you'll laugh your butt off at this story...

So I'm sitting in my room watching a show on TV on sunday. My sweet Brock is just playing on the floor with toys behind me. He comes to me a few minutes later with a cup with some water in it and says "Mommy- a drink a water for you."
Aww- isn't he sweet! So I'm all engaged in watching The Andromeda Strain (a crazy intense movie if you ever get the chance to watch it). So I say "Thanks Brock" and he wanders off and I take a little sip. Man that water tasted funky... I figure he must have found an old cup or something... It was weird. Then I pause and listen and hear Brock playing in my bathroom... not just in my bathroom... in my toilet!!! Yup- I just drank a sip of toilet water!!! Brock was playing in my shower and found a cup I used the day before to rinse their hair when they wanted to shower instead of bathe, and he also put my foot file in the toilet and told me he was cleaning the potty for me- how sweet!

Yes go ahead- laugh your head off- I'm writing this just so all of you can get a good laugh at my expense because yes- I am a big person- and yes I can admit that I did something totally disgusting and gross but at least it wasn't on purpose. Brings a whole new meaning to the word potty mouth doesn't it-- blegh!!!!!!


After almost dying and throwing up in the aforementioned toilet- I used about 50 cups of Listerine and toyed with the idea of drinking the bottle to kill any funky bacteria I may have ingested... But I didn't and I'm still alive 2 days later... But yeah- I'm chalkin this one up as one of the top 5 grossest things that have ever happened to me in my life- right up there with steppin in fresh dog poop barefoot- (yup I've done it and yup it's as gross as it sounds.)

Thanks Brock!!!